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Thursday, 29 July 2004
The Wedding Is Off!!!
Mood:
 incredulous
Well, not quite. "Houston we got a problem." Apparently a security problem has developed at the Beverly Hills Hotel. If that can't be resolved, then we are moving the whole shindig over to my new home in Malibu. Kevin and I have already moved in there.
Kevins's parents were going on vacation in August, but we have advised them to cancel, because the date of the wedding has been moved up to August sometime, and all our guests will receive only two weeks notice of the event.
Friday, 23 July 2004
Ugh
Mood:
 not sure
Kevin has a new son by Shar, darn it! Why can't it be me? He's acting kind of strange lately. this is all so...
Tuesday, 20 July 2004
Pauly Shore Is Dead
Mood:
 caffeinated
I may not be touring but I am still active in Hollywood. I made a cameo appearance in the new comedy movie, Pauly Shore is Dead. Originally, Pauly Shore asked and convinced me to marry him as the hilarious ending scene of the movie.
"I'm friends with her manager Larry Rudolph and she got married, so I thought it would be funny if at the end of the movie, when I got out of jail, I actually marry her. I thought that would be cool." - Pauly Shore.
After a couple weeks of deliberating though, I nixed the idea. However, I agreed to still make a cameo appearance, just not marry Pauly.
"I talked to her on the phone, I sold her on the idea, she was down to do it; she said we'll shoot it in three weeks and during those three weeks she changed her mind 50 times and then she said she didn't want to do it but we still got her to be in the movie."
Pass the Red Bull please!
Friday, 16 July 2004
Second Thoughts
Mood:
 happy
I am really happy today. Finally things are starting to turn around for me.
Kevin found a job as a truck driver and were moving into a trailer park in Fresno. NOT! Actually we found a home on Mulholland, but now it appears that it sits on a fault line. Like my life isn't already on a fault line! Like who gives a shit, all of L.A. sits on a fault line. WTF?
Then some pooperazzi took my pic drinking ginseng and told the world it was alcohol. They retracted the story, but now it's my turn to sue their ass off. This makes me feel better about the pooper that got his foot run over. Yeah!
To tell you the truth, Kevin started to get cold feet while we were in Maui. We got in game of volleyball with two teenage girls, and Kev was somewhat apprehensive. I guess he doesn't like the idea of playing with jailbait in bikinis. Well I caught a piece of that draft and was almost ready to call the whole thing off. He is so hard to convince to get involved with what's happening. I really have to push him sometimes.
But we've come a long way since then baby. The wedding will be at the Beverly (definitely not the Onyx). Plans are going smoothly. Just minor glitches here and there.
The rumor is true that I plan to leave 'Hollywood' at the end of the year. I have had enough shit in my life. Now I just want to be the best wife and mother I know how to be. I like the idea of being a soccer Mom. Sorry to my fans, but that is how it has to be. Don't worry about us though. We'll be fine. I got lots of loot to last a century or two. Woooo!!!!
Monday, 12 July 2004
Groovin
Mood:
 chatty
Okay like here's the scoop.
Yeah the knee injury was just a ruse. NOT. It did happen, but it was not as serious as previously thought. However I chose to take advantage of the situation.
You see like Jive is trying to run my life. And they can't. I won't let them! So I faked the knee injury so that Kevin and I could be together. They didn't like that. Well piss on them! Kevin and I recently spent some time in Hawaii far from the maddening crowds. I am more determined than ever to get married to him. It's just right and he is the right guy for me. We get along famously.
Jive wants us to sign prenups. I said "No, I am marrying Kevin because I love him". I don't give a crap about the money. My trash act lately has been sort of a temper tantrum directed at my masters at Jive. I want them to dump me. Well, it won't be long now and they will be history. I have one more album to do for Jive, then I'm going to kick their butts out the door. I will record one more song (maybe two), but all the rest will be Britney's Greatest Hits. Fuck 'em. Then they can kiss my butt! Oh yeah it will be released Nov 16 in time for Xmas.
I finally got Coldplay to say they would do my wedding. It will be the mother of all weddings. Wait and see!
I didn't like that Jason trashed our agreement, but what can I say. He is a dick and all dicks are alike (except for Kevin). Yeah I am very sexual. I can't help it. That's me. Take it or leave it. I ain't no prissy virgin anymore, so there.
Boo Hoo Booze
Mood:
caffeinated
After a day in Malibu, Kev and I stopped by a liquor store, where I bought a mini bottle of ginseng and chased it with some Red Bull. Some poopernazi says it was a shot of booze! Whoa, did I catch shit for that.
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Friday, 9 July 2004
It's My Life, And I'll Do What I Want To
Mood:
 sad
I'm feeling a bit hurt today. All things are not going according to plan.
In the beginning Kevin enjoyed my company and the limelight. But now he seems aloof and intimidated by it. Cheez, get over it already. Now he hardly touches me in public and I practically have to lead him by the hand.
We set the date as Nov 20. As for those naysayers, I don't care that 76% of you disagree with me. It's my life, and I'll do what I want to. I'm not marrying you anyway. And as for Justin's comment that I am not the same Britney. Yeah, well right, I've grown up baby; so mosey along the road please. And who gives SFA what Jason thinks?
They are still trying to ram prenups down our throats, but neither of us wants them. I want to give 100% to my husband and he wants to give 100% to me. That's it. That's final.
It's cool that my Mom has decided to accept Kevin and me. It helps a lot just to know that.
Okay, what really hurt is Kevin called me a b_____.
He didn't mean it, but it slipped out. He says that I am trying to control him, and I'm not. I just want us to be happy together.
Tuesday, 6 July 2004
Jive Turkeys
Mood:
 irritated
Just got the third degree from those Jive turkeys I support. Whoa, am I pissed!
First they wanted Kevin to sign a prenuptial agreement so that he cannot get a hold of any of my money. WTF he's my husband; not theirs! They're acting like its theirs, not mine. They say if I don't sign and we divorce he could get half of everything I own. Plus I would have to support him with alimony, Shar with patrimony and his children with child support. That sux!
Then they also wanted me to sign another business agreement stating that I would not get pregnant until after my tour commitment is fulfilled. Jesus who runs my life anyway?
Monday, 5 July 2004
Ta-Ta, TaTa
Mood:
 amorous
Yeah, well, like it's official now! We're getting married in November a week before my birthday at a large estate (300 acres; that really narrows it down a lot) in L.A. I should be able to walk down the aisle by then.
Like I really wanted to get married at my Mom's place in the other LA., but she has a problem with that. Apparently she is not too fond of Kevin, even though she gave me her blessing. Neither is my Dad. I am having problems with the Jive turkeys i work for too. They don't like the idea that I am going to change my last name to Federline. They say I can't. Come to think of it, who gives a R.A.? It's all about me! Isn't it? This is my marriage and my life! As long as I am happy I don't care. I'll do want I want to.
Kevin's parents are really excited about the wedding.
I never knew there was so much planning involved. Details, details, details! We've tried to limit the guest list to about 200 (like that's only about 50 couples a piece!!), but that is really tough. I don't know what to do. Anybody got some ideas?
Kevin got me the coolest ring! Well, okay, I paid for it: 5 carats; $40,000. Wow! Now, we are house hunting and I am looking for white picket fences. Everything is so real and so unreal at the same time.
Oh BTW, I'm planning to get preggers just as soon as we can by January at the latest. I want to be a mommy now. I can't wait!!!
As for the tour, I dunno. Part of me wants to go on, but part of me wants to settle down. Somebody please, helllp!!!
Sunday, 4 July 2004
Something Fishy
Mood:
 bright
Check out my 5-carat engagement ring. Kewl, huh? Yup Kevin and I were betrothed as it were on June 25. We spent the Fourth of July weekend celebrating in Maui at the Fairmont Kea Lani villa. We hung out on the beach, played in the ocean and went deep-sea fishing too. Plus we did a lot of fishing around for other stuff.
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